Seeing what they suggest pleases me no end. People doing things like this are beneath contempt and just shows how low society has sunk when people think this it is alright to do it. I really hope they find the biggest book and chuck it at them.
I’d ban them for 2 years, fine them several thousand and if at all possible stop them owning a mobile phone or other mobile device. They could cope with a driving ban and fine, but no mobile their lives would collapse.