As a trainee many years ago we had leave books.
You had a total at the top, and each entry, youd cancel down the days…
One if the trainees misplaced their leave book. So the admin staff produced another… rhen he found his original.
So over the course of the year, would get different staff to sign off a few days here, a few days there… a few days here…
… double leave!
GMG. Cows to market day.
It’s 10am. And I feel like I’ve already done a days work… but still have to do a days work for the other job.
Pesky portfolio careers!
Beef for Christmas dinner?
Is this something sort of jargon?
Is this the term you social workers use for issuing care proceedings?
I ignore this when im smashing steak for dinner. I quite want a pet highland cow
No, no, no!!! These ones are far too small - and we’re far too late for the Christmas plate; whilst lots would prefer to hang their beef for 21-28 days to bring out the flavour; i’m a fan of leaving it to mature for 45 days - get the enzymes properly doing their thing on the connective tissues and muscle fibres!! Om nom.
No. Quite literally taking the cows to the market!!! For sale for their new homes to bring them on! That way, we’ve not got to feed them over winter and it’ll give the pasture time to recover properly through to the Spring - when the class of 2025 will arrive! 
I bet you’ve herd this all the time…
Stop milking it
That’s enough puns. Time to moooove on
Boss lady is having a pre op. I had to take her to it.
They are running 2 hours behind and the appointment will take 2 hours.
Should have brought a blanket and a pillow
Need to get your self a Steam Deck!
Shes now buying a curry for me tbf…which is ironic as its a stomach based pre op 
I had a great curry last night, but my god has today been dodgy. Had some of someone else’s phall, and thought I was going to die 
In the words of Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force, ‘a man’s got to know his limitations’.
Well, I do now! 
GMG: Royal Mail have managed to muck up their tracking system - again - On the day that I have a delivery due.
I feel like nobody involved with the national postal system in the UK actually knowns IT.
Been annoying me the last couple of days. On desktop it just doesn’t seem to work at all, but on mobile it works sporadically.
Just ask the sub-postmasters/mistresses about that.
I think you can say that about all government IT
That is why they employed Fujitsu. Which went well…