Or someone with a vendetta against the park authorities.
Which is usually a landowner. Or a proxy
2 Likes
Nothing mindless surprises me anymore. If you think this is mental you should see what the chap in one of my recent cases did to himself!
Thereās a moment in the BWV where the officer, having already seen the truly horrific wounds on his legs already, decides to open the jacket, because the chap is insisting that the ones under his jacket are worse, and has to step away for a moment to compose himself.
All self-inflicted, apparently just to blame it on someone else!
Theyāve arrested a 16-year-old for it.
Probably an Army Cadet
1 Like
Naa, cuts too clean and proffesional.
Pretty switched on 16 yr old to do that.
So defo not ACFā¦ 
1 Like
Cancelled my membership to British Cycling in October last year via email. They acknowledged the message and, as far as I was aware, that was everything solved.
Fast forward to today and Iāve woken up to a message from my bank saying British Cycling will be taking their payment tomorrow and, as itās now a bank account I rarely use, it will put me in my overdraft.
Incompetent doesnāt even begin to cover it.
1 Like
I hit 30 last weekend.
Now Iāve been hit by a cold and blooming heck. Due to my plethora of existing injuries I have the added bonus of having horrific aches.
Iāve currently got a knee sleeve on and kinesiology tape on my elbow.
Is it over for me?
Itās all downhill from here. You may want to consider a one way ticket to Switzerland
1 Like
Ah. Take a long nap in the forever box.
Christ thatās appealing. The lads sick as well. So last night was absolutely sub-optimal.
Pretty sure the little plague rat was the one thatās got us both sick.
1 Like
Also. Happy Birthday!
Thanks, donāt really mark it too much to be honest. Although this one last week was special.
Now Iām middle aged, my fitness test standards (that I donāt do) have been lowered. Huzzah!
But it does mean Iām going to now attempt it, after some sit ups training, docs have OKād it. So hopefully become a little more deployable.
2 Likes
The beat type of people were born in September
Then why was I?
āWe are currently experiencing higher than average call volumesā
If I hear that every single time I call you, youāre lying as thatās just not how averages work. Stop being dishonest and start investing in your service.
5 Likes
Youāve been ringing HQAC again, havenāt you?
I just had to call 999 and received basically the same messageā¦
The absolute state of this.
Although at least with the emergency services, I believe them when they say itās temporary.
I suspect it will be an automated message which assumes that your Direct Debits will pay out. In reality the receiving company has to initiate the transaction for the funds to actually move. Cancel your direct debit in the account to be safe.
1 Like
So it wasnāt that.
Another GMG; how exactly does it take only 24 hours to take a(n unauthorised) payment, but 14 working days to return?
Scummy little.
1 Like
Iāve just had the same issue with the MTA
Was it a Direct Debit, or Card payment?