Definitely had an opponent either in the bath or on the loo. Very echoey like a bathroom and the occasional splash
Hey, if it gets rid of the images of Hancock and Gove from people’s minds then I’m pleased to have been of service
https://rafac.sharepoint.com/sites/safetycentre/SitePages/Generic-Risk-Assessments.aspx
First GRA listed is Ass Football… 
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I got called up on the radio while sitting on the loo yesterday, one of my PC’s was at the Urinal and was cracking up.
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I had to watch a lot of BWV the other day (body worn video) and the officers on it were discussing that their new cameras constantly retain the last 30 seconds of footage, even when not ‘on’. Then when they hit record, the last 30 seconds are stored so that the context of the incident is caught.
The problem, these officers were discussing, is that when filming in custody, if they go to the loo and don’t wait 30 seconds before restarting the camera, the camera retains their visits to the urinal!
That’s the way the cameras have always worked (at least since Axon Taser took the job). The issue is the new Cameras don’t have the big switch on the top so you can just flick them off.
Ours actually take 1 minute of footage before being turned on. It’s just video not audio. We are expected by COS to clip ours to less than 10 minutes per clip or they won’t accept it anyway so you just clip anything crap off.
We don’t use ours in Custody as it’s all Bideo amd Audio recorded anyway.
That’s brilliant!
Have you made Inspector, daws1159?
I’m a substantive Sergeant but I act up from time to time, generally on Public Order ad Events.
Seen on facebook, with a caption
just imagine the effect this would have on a Bronze DofE group crossing the field
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Probably the funniest thing on Facebook.
There was a letter at the weekend in the DT which said that before the semi M&S were offering beer to drink duting the game … Danish, Italian and Spanish, no English beer.
The horror;
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Well English beer tastes like gone off urine that’s why
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You’re drinking the wrong ones.
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What?
I used to think you were alright.
Now I have you down as a lager drinker.
I’m not angry.
I’m disappointed 
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I love an IPA… Mostly Canadian or American ones tbh.
Partial to doom bar though if its on tap
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Wouldn’t be surprised with some of the locals around where I live