Hmmm, was it a flight essential for currency / aircraft maintenance?
Just had my eye test. Optician says “other than the fact you can’t see, those are some of the healthiest eyes I’ve ever seen.”
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This has just been shared on our work Slack
(with a suggestion that this highlighted sentence should probably have been followed with
Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.
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Bob Mortimer, comedy genius
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Downing Street’s new press room. £2.6m and they couldn’t get a podium which has both the words “Downing Street” on it, and the government seal visible, So they just plonked the seal over the words so now it says “Dow Reet”
They’ve been mugged right off.
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Neighbours across the road - one of their kids (currently at Uni) had a birthday party a couple of yrs ago when mum / dad were away; it went down like a lead balloon - not just with them (house damage, etc), but all the neighbours for noise, trash, & random car “parking.”
This week, a younger family member got a Facebook event invite (from the same person as above), full address of the location listed:
“Like to invite you to my family & friends get together / house party, music & drinks, followed by taxi into XXXXX for a night out. Anyone not unable to get home outside of the area, etc, are welcome to stay. Will be setting up tents & rooms for those who wish to stay & travel home the next day.”
Considering the chaos & ramifications from last time, lessons clearly have not been learnt!
Now, we are on very good terms with the neighbours, & have a standing request from them to be notified of any shenanigans… Message forwarded on, very grateful thanks received from mum.
Less than 30 mins after the original invite:
"Event “House Party & Belated 21st get together cancelled.”
This was closely followed by an up-date, no address, private event, only people who are invited!
Parent power wins. 
Thats funny
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Jesus.
Why not.just glue gun the badge to the lower podium section.
Remind me again why we pay these (I’m going to go with imbecilles) our taxes!
That’s so awful it’s almost unbelievable. Hopefully the £2.6m budget allows for snagging!!!
it’s for when they move it to Leeds and want to fit in with the locals
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Suppose they could just get a bit of wood to infill the recessed bit when it has the crest on, and pop it out when it’s being used for non-PM announcements.
(NB. Not sure what the rules are on who gets the crest on the lectern, but know when they do it outside in the street no crest suggests either a resignation or announcing an election).
Frankly, it’s only a tad less weird than the Seal of the President of the United States, the text of which reads ‘The Seal of the President of the United States.’ I’ve never quite gotten why it’s labelled as itself.
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Because…
That was a stressful game. But an awesome one.
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Exceptional game. Very gutted for Wales!
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I don’t really understand that strange sport, but those numbers make me sad.
This makes me laugh though
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Since my little rant on here the other day about how the FDA Union are useless and I’ve cancelled my membership I’ve been bombarded with adverts telling me to join the FDA.
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Maybe this one is the good FDA. You don’t want to inspect food and drugs?
The nominative determinism of the UKIP candidate 
London mayoral voting intention:
Khan (LAB): 53%
Bailey (CON): 28%
Berry (GRN): 7%
Porritt (LDEM): 7%
Gammons (UKIP): 2%
Reid (WEP): 1%
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