You know what really makes me laugh?

I don’t think ignoring them is enough. Capturing the vehicle registrations of people’s private cars as they are leaving police stations, military camps, government buildings, etc, and putting them on the internet puts those individuals and their families at risk.

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Happy 20th Birthday Leyroy Jenkins.

IYKYK

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Ohhh my bones

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They are surely not £5 a pot!!

That’s the full price…

Where.
Please…

Will drive long way.

Bristol it says.

Is noone getting the reference?

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Well if you will insist on quoting a niche Armstrong and Miller sketch.

How do you know so much about half price pots?

I don’t. No more than a normal person.

So Chris Brown the famous beater of Women, I mean RnB star was involved in an incident in 2023 where he bottled a music producer and then kicked seven shades out of him on the floor in a nightclub in London. He was invited in for a voluntary interview and instead left the country.

He has a European Tour this year with dates in the UK, landed 2 days ago, lifted by GMP, charged and remanded to court, Magistrates have passed the case to Crown since it’s so serious but have also remanded him as he’s a flight risk, so he’s in prison until later in June, missing your dates in Holland!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

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Adverts popping up for over 30s clubbing nights in my local city.

1600-2130
No kids,
Home by 2200!

Sounds perfect.

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That sounds delightful… Do they have somewhere to leave the kids?

I think @Tornado means “kids” as anyone under 30 :smiley:

But they are kids. Anyone born after I was first posted to the station where I work now, is a ‘kid’… :rofl:

In that case

The bar next door

You’ve got to appreciate the effort…

They were quick with the wiki edits today:

Current duck count: 49

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