You know what really makes me laugh?

Standard RA approach /s

Sounds painful…

I’m more confused about why the mouth wash is next to the batteries…

Giving R v Brown vibes. IYKYK

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GOV WiFi is down.

The state will fall.

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Live pictures from government offices

Nah.
I’ve just gone to the gym. That’s still “work” right?

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Of course. It isn’t ’time off for sport’, it’s ’time for sport’. That’s why LMs can’t refuse.

They have WiFi?

It’s everywhere, police stations, court, govt buildings, MOD bases.

Haha.
I’d like someone to explain that to certain line managers here…

Having said that… I’m practically my own boss in this role, so my FS doesn’t actually mind provided all my work is done.

Dangerous precedent to have a rat bag JNCO acting up as his own boss…

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Dear McDonalds, no one wants a bag of Cucumbers with their McMuffin. Signed Everyone

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Man I hate cucumbers.

Hate courgettes more. They’re like cucumbers in disguise.

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Finally finished a case that’s been rumbling on for well over a year. Not a trial, just proceeds of crime.
It was a dead cert from the outset for me, but I offered the other side £10k to go away. They said no, they wanted all £50k.
They have today walked away, with nothing.

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