Or that they have 12 chins?
Oiii 
But… you have a face of a 12 year old, with the hair of a 50 yr old… 
So you need the beard to offset it. banter
Our courtroom list today has gone like this:
First hearing: everyone has dialled in. They can all see and hear eachother. They cannot see or hear the court. First defendant is having a blazing row with his barrister, which we can all hear. Judge and prosecutor have to dial into the virtual room from their own computers in order to conduct the hearing.
Another hearing: an interpreter has attended, when no one needs one. (Literally the opposite problem than what we normally have…) She’s in the wrong court.
The Court has to change courtrooms because another hearing needs virtual attendance, and the kit is still broken. But, the defendant is in a wheelchair, and the broken courtroom is the only one which can accommodate a wheelchair.
We had a lad jump the dock a couple of weeks ago for a laugh. Needless to say he attended the next day’s remand court via live link.
Our Commissioning team managed to put in place Interpreter support from 3 different companies for the same meeting last week. Normally we have one go to supplier on a call off contract - but they couldn’t do this meeting, so we had to use somebody else.
Apparently they confused the words “get a quote from 3 different providers” with “book 3 different providers”…
And to think this is a person who’s responsible for ensuring best value for public money…
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Siggggggh
MML: Bad Bunny has announced he’s going to perform in Peru, and all of my female volunteers are fangirling hard.
Meanwhile, I can’t help but wonder if he also had a famous dad…
First I ever heard the name Bad Bunny was through Linus Sebastian on The WAN Show.
Only time I’ve seen Bad Bunny is on Jimmy Fallon… During the clip where Linus showed off some tech.
I am clearly not attuned to modern mainstream culture.
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Glad we’ve had an email this morning (the 7th of May) saying we need to fly the union flag from the 5th to the 8th of May. How helpful 
Having blown 1 element of the UK-India trade deal out of all proportion and sense I’m now wondering what hole the right will try and pick in the UK-US deal just announced? 
Nigel will leave it alone. Because his mate negotiated the other end.
I’m at a Naval base for FAAW. (Bring back AFA, no e-learning to cram in at midnight!)
All the buildings have Navy names, like people, or famous battles.
However, in the dark last night, I was struggling to place where in the world East Vardroo was…
I think it’s wherever you’ll find the man with the scores; it’s George Dawes!
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HE’S A BABY, HE’S A BABY!
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MML, got to see a real life ‘auditor’. Was driving to pick up some car pars from a shop next to a police station. There was a chap out the front with camera out speaking into his mic. The classic PITA. Thankfully, being completely ignored by everyone!