ducks are birds, so something airbourne would be best, may I Suggest
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Army Air Corps
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Fleet Air Arm
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RAF Regt
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Parachute Regt
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Special Air Service
Saw a 150/80 MTP shirt today in real life. Sooooooo tiny!!! But unquestionable evidence that they do exist!
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Is it like a normal shirt… but it’s been boil washed?
Want to paint the walls in your squadron?
That’ll be a 30 section, 9 page form please, after you’ve had a verbal discussion with Head of Establishment.
Oh, and don’t forget a risk assessment and “method statement”.
There’s a handy flow chart for the 12-step process.
…to put some paint on the wall.
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Easier just to do it and pretend you didn’t.
“These walls seem newly painted?”
“Oh, no, we just washed them”
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Or to cut the grass.
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But not using a lawn mower
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We definitely didn’t paint the outside of our building at my previous squadron.
“That RAFAC logo? Always been there…”
“yeah we’ve had this building since the war, we were just really prepared”
100%
“Oh this old place, year it’s holding up really well”
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Must have been the ACF…
Never done that before…
“We washed the walls.”
“What with?”
“Magnolia…”
“Gentlemen you can’t whitewash here. This is HQ Air Cadets”
“Daddy, are you having a shave?”
“Yes. Im off to cadets tonight”
“Thats good daddy…as hairy faces don’t look good on soldiers.”
You’re damn right kid… damn right. 
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But RAFAC Officers…
Or RAFAC Warrant Officers disguising that they look 12.
perhaps even a Wing Warrant Officer?..