What a noob.
Every self respecting aviator knows the first action you take on getting a job is to get a 2nd passport and it never leaves your flight bag.
They put Ross Kemp on this!?
“I could see the match was about to kick off, so I got out of there…”
Wrong crown isn’t it?
Can no one get these right?
No accompanying RAF logo either 
The ominous receipt of an email from National Grid, titled “Are You Power Cut Prepared?”.
Just depends on how long the power cut is as to whether I’m prepared for them…
If I’m having a powercut, the question we should really be asking is “National Grid, are you powercut prepared?”
Actually, making me laugh harder, I have had one too. I live off Grid and am entirely dependent on solar power and a diesel generator. The National Grid ain’t got nuffin on me.
A shocking event:
This is why you don’t evolve to Raichu, you lose the speed of Pikachu.
Finally saw a SCC marching drill session on Friday. (The POs are both away and we were short handed) This interested me as I need to learn it, and wanted to see how different it all is.
IT’S ALL DIFFERENT! EVERYTHING IS GIVEN ON THE OPPOSITE FOOT! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!!!
So, laughing otherwise I may cry?
When I was a cadet, I had a mate in the SCC (back in the 90s). My favourite way to wind her up was how they come to attention - without stamping - because “it’s bad for the ship’s deck…”
Her come back was valid then, but even more so now…
“You’re an air cadet… how often do YOU go flying… in the sea cadets, we’re pretty much sailing, rowing or canoeing every weekend!”
Has someone been given access to an AI image generator and just gone to town on all the ACPs? 
It seems all new ACPs get a rather mad cover page now. I’d love to know how that follows the brand guide
And the SEND guide is the most overwhelming, cluttered and confusing image I’ve seen for months. Irony anyone?
Not at all considering there are actual roundels incorporated in the “design”.
That all looks incredibly tacky and completely unprofessional.