Did Santa not bring you a pace stick when you were 6?
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Never like xmas, was scared of santa as a kid
I use to be like that with birthdays & Christmas & it slowly grew on me.
You do have an opportunity to do your own custom festiveness, more Christmassy than normal so your partner encourages you but not full Christmassy - Think âDie Hardâ or âgremlinsâ as your definition of Christmas movies 
Please make sure you post photos of your Nativity Scene thatâs been reimagined as a Drill Square 
Ha!
Baby jesus as the reviewing officer, mary is obviously untrustworthy but cunning duping her hubby into thinking shes got up the duff by a miracle⌠So she should probably the officer commanding
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See thatâs the Spirt!
Angel of the lord can be the SWO, SNCOs for the Shepardâs, Senior officers for the three kings/wise men (or is that the other way around 
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Not sure who you would have as the little Donkey though 
Is that why you became a WO so that you could get revenge on people with beards?
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Yeah but thats all been ruined now
Erm. K?
Touched by an elf inappropriately?
If you have been affected by any issues at the North Pole. Call 353 73647.
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Joseph⌠because he really had no part in it and frankly mostly uselessâŚ
Random parade photographer! 
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HQAC staff represented by???
Batman Returns also falls into that category.
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Herod?
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I enjoy Christmas AT Christmas⌠I loathe it starting in August each year!
My GMGâŚ
Over the last few days, Iâve spent some time on motorways⌠MIDDLE LANE DRIVERS.
The left lane is clear⌠Move over!
The starâŚ
Shining brightly as a beacon of new hope and salvation, blindly followed by the wise men (RCs) to a stable carrying gifts of RAs to complete and local policy to adhere to, as RFCA had no maintenance budget to fix up a room in the Inn. The shepards (CFAVs) tend to their flock (Cadets) while Mary (Carole) and Joseph (Tony) sit next to a manger nursing the baby Jesus (the youth of tomorrow)
I thought you were talking about Adventure Training
Who donât arrive at the same time as everyone else & turn up on the 6th Jan despite insisting theyâve arrived precisely on time 
Anyone feeling a Cadet Navity play in the works for 2022?
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Certainly makes for some good fan fiction
If Mary is Carol, wouldnât Joseph be Chris Hoy because he had absolutely no involvement in anything that happened?
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