I think it might need to be taken into consideration that you’ve interpreted that particular section of the originating poster’s query a little more sincerely than necessary and intended.
Or you’re trolling.
If the latter, please don’t. If the former, assume it’s a joke like the rest of us and if it isn’t then shame on OP.
@FoxtrotOscar if looking at a smart watch, don’t bother with Harry Lime or similarly priced “budget” or a higher priced “fashion” smart watches. They really aren’t worth it so spend the money on a common name or stick with a traditional of some sort.