Coronavirus: what happens next!

THE WINGED MASTER RACE SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED!

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As a senior member, I wholeheartedly agree - & I can also claim a half wing (AE) to add to the double wing, so that must make me very senior. :wink:

If we’re being consistent, surely it’s either a half wing and a full wing, or a single wing and a double wing?

No need to be rude!
Not trying to impress anyone.
Go take a chill pill…paracetamol…

He/She should share.

What happens next? Go out and buy ; enough pasta, rice and tinned food to feed a small town, enough UHT milk to float a cruise ship and kitchen towels / bog rolls to soak up a small lake. Then find somewhere in your house to put it all and when we’ve calmed down wonder what the hell you’re going to do with all of it, because you don’t really like what you’ve bought. Two years down the line people will be finding things and wondering why they’ve got it.

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I believe that pet food is manufactured to “near-human” hygiene standards - it is regulated too.

A few tins of Chappie, & then maybe some curry powder & spices to go with the hoarded rice. :wink:

But there is no loo roll

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Only floral scented loo roll left in m&s this afternoon. Looks like I’m going to have a smelly bottom for a while (in the good sense!)

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Rumour has it Poundland has packs - for £2!

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Robbing [redacted]

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Nonsense. Just been to Lidl, and they had stacks of 18 roll Andrex. And even more of their own brand stuff.

They were out of dried pasta, though!

I have 3 x 500g of pasta in the cupboard. Make me an offer plus £2.99 p&p highest offer gets the pasta.

No Lidl near us!

New currency. :wink:

Pasta or bog roll?

Seen this morning the Australian Air Cadets have ceased all operations until May

Doh…

It’s only a matter of time for us I think!

Countries gone mad

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