YouGov is getting pretty sassy these days
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Who the heck is driving over 2,000 miles in 48 hours!?
At an average of 60mph, that’s over 33 hours alone! Even HGV drivers can’t legally drive for that many hours.
And “interact” with children? Interesting phrasing.
Who the heck is writing these questions? What are they wanting to achieve!?
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I love the fact that they put ‘lifetime achievement’ next to ‘procrastinated work’ - are they trying to make us compare ourselves 
And right above “patented an invention”
England Rugby Team. How can things go from bad to worse!!
Bothwick needs to go, and soon.
Candidate for the Spurs job
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Anyone played the dolphin training game? We’ve just played through pres before going out, and it’s honestly the funniest thing I’ve done in a while.
It’d 100% work brilliantly for a cadet activity 
If only……
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I don’t know why, but this really made me laugh. Using cadets to test whether premises are IDing correctly. Isn’t this meant to be a trading standards thing?
Right, on tonight’s parade night we’re going to give you all £50 and you have to go and try to buy beer at as many places as possible. Most beer purchased gets 5 flight points!
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Usually a joint Op with Police Licensing, our Police Cadets get used for this, tobacco, knives and vapes all the time.
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Honestly. If I was still underage I would be asking the names of those establishments so I could avoid them. 
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Fun fact; if you ask ChatGPT which streaming sites to avoid because they’re illegal and you want to stay on the right side of the law, it presents a nice neat list of said sites and what they’re known for. You know, so you can definitely avoid a criminal record.
Or so I’m told…
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i can’t comment why the Police would be involved, but one of my colleagues in her youth (U18) did this. her Mum works for Trading Standards and was part of the team assigned to ensuring shops complete age checks
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At least the Cadets know where they can get their beer from 
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I just stumbled across a comment conversation in the tracked changes between two senior managers on a document they’ve asked me to sanity check.
It turns out, they may both need sanity checking too. And they forgot to delete their comments.
We need to add something here but i don’t know what
Well if you you don’t know what, can you at least give us a flavour of what to add? Do you want a picture or something? Maybe a gif or an emoji?
Don’t be an idiot. How would we get a picture of that?
Dude. You said you wanted to add something, but you don’t know what to add and can’t give us any context. And you’re calling me an idiot?
Fair. I guess I just wanted it bulking out. I hate short paragraphs.
Well bulk it out then.
[next revision paragraph is three words longer]
Is that it? Can’t use drop it into ChatGTP and get it jazzed up that way
[New revision; paragraph is MUCH bigger and better looking]
#nailedit
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Love it when that happens.
Ages ago, I was part of the team trying to set up a union in our aviation company.
The company management team submitted a significant document rebutting the main points - to be used at the Tribunal - oh dear, they left ALL their to-ing & fro-ing comments from their legal bods in the document with the edits / comments left unlocked. Tee hee! 
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They seem the sort to use the words “synergy” and “fusion” in non-ironically.
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They seem the sort who should be reminded that phones exist or that face to face conversations are still possible.
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