MML: Just came across this old payslip, from the time I did 100 hours over time in a month 
Not sure if I could do that again…
D1s KC today started his speech by making his client stand up, to make the rhetorical point that it was easy to mix the defendants up in the confusion of the case.
He then proceeded to make a whole speech point by playing a video of the wrong defendant.
So on another app, involved in a conversation about whether the St David’s cross should be incorporated into the Union Jack.
Some loon has posted a right wing paragraph about us leftists (I’m a Thatcherite and proud ) forcing an agenda on the country blah blah blah, makes no sense and he’s nothing to do with the conversation, so I responded “Parklife”.
He didn’t get it so posted another paragraph, someone else responded “Parklife”, he had a meltdown and posted a third paragraph to which I’ve now responded “Parklife”.
Trolling the mad on the internet, life is good and him not getting it is even better.
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MML/MMH:
Went to steal an up-to-date risk assessment from a regional activity.
Found it was a very lightly changed version of my own (local) risk assessment for that activity 4 years ago. Somehow it made its way to another Wing and then up to Region.
I guess I must’ve done an okay job 
You can tell I don’t “Wordle”. I now can’t think of a legitimate word for them to have on the wall!
Same. That looks like the top of an l after the b, and I still can’t think of anything.
The full word was “Conjobble” which, according to Susie, means something like to organise without meaning. Something like that anyhow; I’ve been out for a hard run and just about forgotten anything to do with the segment now.
So works both ways?
Work likes to routinely send us fake phishing emails. If you click the link, you have to do refresher training on Phishing.
Received an email today from a sender simply called “+Commercial” with the subject “ZST01 Required Documents”
The content reads just like a phishing email, asking for a load of personal information and a signed form.
Turns out it’s legit, and it’s from the Serious Fraud Office. (For some work I did FOR them I should note!)
I’d have smashed that report phishing button straight away. When you don’t get the message congratulating you for spotting the fake phishing test email, you then know it was either genuine phishing or a genuine email.
we (my team here in the UK) all did this last week…only for an emergency email coming out an hour later apologising for the email.
someone had made some changes to printers in the USA and the required “log in” to the printers, but managed to not only send out the update globally, but with individual new log ins for the whole company.
we all thought it bizarre coming in to find such an email so duly hit phishing…with 200 or so of us on site here, plus half a dozen other UK sites likely doing the same, when USA woke up they soon realised there error!
i know not all appeals are successful, but this one really is a egg on the face moment.
English couple st Majorca airport moaning that theres too many spanish people working at the airport and not enough english…
MML, and I don’t know why it’s never struck me before, but the wordology of the TG23 form is nonsense…
Please complete this form is you have ever suffered from any of the conditions listed below…
including any condition not listed
Say what???
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When I saw that list and I thought a word that rhymes with rowlocks.
For every ATC event that I have ever attended, I should have filled in a TG23 and told them that I dislocated my elbow and broke my humerus when I was 8 years old.
As I said above Rowlocks.
ikr - it has made me think what is the point of a prescribed list, if it is then followed up with “oh yeah, actually just list anything medical ever…”
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Just covering their ■■■■ I assume in case there are any uncommon medical conditions they hadn’t thought of.