You know what really makes me laugh?

Max chat to altitude to enable supersonic interception faster (as in time wise quicker).

Frankly surprises me that we dont keep a pair of QRA aircraft in a slow hold at altitude over the UK.
Save a few minutes each intercept.

The cost is hardly an issue.

Would you like some chicken fillets for £18/kg, or pay less than half of that rate for a whole, cooked chicken?

Hello fellow waitrose shopper!

the price you pay for someone to cut it off the bone (package it and ship it to the store - versus cooking on site)

And today, in sentences you’ve never read before…

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What in the ChatGPT did I just read?

i have questions…

Good lord man, at least salute and use the proper salutations when addressing a fellow waitrose shopper…

“Good day Sir/ Ma’am, what a glorious time to shop, free from the scum and pesantry, a million good wishes on your way”.

One might believe you shop elsewhere otherwise…

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Some people need a new hobby

Or a job…

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Maybe it’s all a ploy by Big Paint to boost sales

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How are stocks in Cochineal at the moment?

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I expected it to die off now that the football has started.

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The rain will kill it off. Emulsion doesn’t really stick around long on roads.

Sadly, the yocals have also now taken to defacing grade 2 listed cultural heritage…

It doesn’t need a flag; it’s already called the Church of England…

Court 6 in Bristol has not had a working multimedia sharing system for, some time, and there’s been an outstanding task to fix it.

I need it today, for a trial. The screens work, but not the HDMI cable system.
Two minutes of inspection reveal the issue.

It wasn’t plugged in.

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I hope you are billing the court for your time

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This made me laugh :laughing: