You know what really makes me laugh?

Was it under a TPO?
Or is it special as its in a NP?

Only fools cut down trees if either of above.
Sensible peoples bang copper nails in then phone the police to report a crime…
Tree dies.
Cover assured.
Tree cut down.

Not saying i have.
But saying this is a way round it.

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Ohhhh, we have new reactions on here now!! Better than just a like button! :sweat_smile:

(This feels like when Facebook added reactions rather than just a like button! :grin:)

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MML: The announcement that has just gone out. Specifically the first sentence.

UltiLearn has been having issues which started on Friday the 14th of October and has continued throughout the weekend.

I think you’ll find it has been having issues that started years ago, not at the weekend :rofl::rofl:

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They didn’t define which Friday 14th October it started…

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MML. Being called “pretentious” because I always make the effort to eat a bowl of soup with a soup spoon rather than a desert spoon.

I didn’t ask for this level of sophistication, education and elegance.

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I do judge people who don’t eat soup with a soup spoon. I even have a Chinese soup spoon :slight_smile:

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Why do you use a spoon? Surely you just lift the mug by the handle and drink it?

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Peasant :laughing:

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I just don’t like soup so avoid it where possible. I keep a couple of emergency cup soups in the cupboard, but probably out of date

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You’ll be ok for the impending apocalypse then

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Attended the primary school harvest festival today, one of the joys of being a governor. One year six kid brought in an unopened bottle of Glenfiddich. Saw dad having “words” with him afterwards. Don’t think he was meant to bring that in. :joy:

The Tory party having to look for another leader… again

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Truss 0 - 1 Lettuce

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I did not know and let out a cackle following a quick Google search!

Will it be Rishi or will BoJo make a triumphant return?

Given how many letters of no confidence were put in against him, I really can’t see it happening. But also nothing will surprise me with this Government at the moment! :expressionless:

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Bring back Bojo! Should never have stopped doing the job in the first place… Look what havoc kicking him out has caused.

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He’s acceptance speech is already written.

Shock return of Lord Hague

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Best PM the country never had.

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