Trumps world falling apart right now is making me really happy
Iām on the local āvillageā faceache pageā¦
Normally itās complaint after complaint about dogs, kids ands the usual nimby stuff howeverā¦
This morning someone posted about the guy attempting to break into his house through the front door and how his new security system has recorded him approaching the door then running away and how heās going to the police.
The village rent a mob has been hailing him a hero all day for getting this burglar and bring him to rightsā¦
that is until a wee voice has popped in to askā¦
do you get milk delivered ?
Of course I do, got to help the local dairy outā¦
Cool because you just recorded the milkman!
Amazing.
I love the ones where people take pictures of white vans up to no good.
Several local tradesmen have replied saying thatās my van, going about legitimate businessā¦ I was in your road to fix a sink/dig a garden/whatever and not steal puppies/murder old ladies.
Absolutely 2 weeks ago we had one wahoo!
She complained of having to drive around a white van parked half on the pavement unloading a delivery, it was huge and it caused her to crash in to cars coming the other way.
Could everyone search their cctv in the street so
That she can show the police and insurance that she was not at fault it was the van!!
I got a warning!
Mob mentality has been getting bad I think with the rise of local Facebook groups. Regularly seeing posts of legitimate delivery fans being advised of ālooks suspiciousā when itās just a Hermes guy doing the roundsā¦
Edit: this is the happy thread so also they have been great during both lockdowns with lots of people offering out help to others
are we in the same village!?!?!
What annoys me (sorry i know this is more a GMG topic now) is the description of the page is āas a family friendly group, with no negative comments welcomeā I started flagging some of these dog poop messages and āwho thinks now is a good time for a bonfire?ā posts and was told to wind my neck in!
Itās for the greater good!
if you knew the village in question there is more truth than humour in that comment than youād think!
The greater good
Crusty Jugglersā¦
Great big bushy beard
I always love in my local group its almost a competition to see who posts first when the police helicopter is out
Use deductionā¦
The one who doesnt post is the one theyāre after.
My car coming back from its MOT with only 1 advisory (tyre near legal limit) despite clocking over 25000 miles since the last and not having a service for over 12 months!
Itās the little things.
First flying visit to the squadron since March.
Was that a Flypast or touch and go?
Haha touch and go to grab some personal kit.
Your oc not let you in to ārun the tapsā before now?
We had a member of staff working basically next door to the squadron during the entire period so they were doing all of the H&S stuff.
Weāre allowed to prepare to return to F2F now so I thought Iād go and get my personal stuff. I didnāt need it urgently just would rather have it in my possession than leave it on the squadron for another 8 months.
We still waiting to get in, Iād like to think our OC knows where we are up to but I doubt it cos not had a message off him in a few weeks