I may have to have a look through Vinted, I have a couple of payments yet to come in from there.
She has decided she wants to buy a farmā¦not that we can afford one but yeahā¦just so she can have goats
Thereās a house near me for sale that comes with an acre of land for less than Ā£500k. Thatād be big enough for goats.
Where he lives Ā£500K wouldnāt buy a garden.
You really arent wrong
There is a goat simulator for the iPad, would that do?
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Or Goat Simulator 3
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We had goats. Not worth the grief and agro. Fairly sure they didnāt even taste good either.
Ever tasted a proper Gurkha curry?
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More or less suicidal than sheep?
She just likes to tickle their chins
Oh yes, at Bisley when they were support staff. Yum, yum indeed.
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Just grow a goatie.
Alternatively, Iāve got a mate who does taxidermy. No reason to feed them or deal with the additional agro they bring!
Go on. Give her what sheās asked forā¦
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Dare he do that and risk his head next to it!
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She would geuniley hit the roof, she didnt speak to me 4 days when i had reindeer for dinner in Finland.
You ate Rudolfā¦ you brute,
Obviously, Rudolph failed his CAA flight test.
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Apparently the whole of Southern Railās network is down this morning. How can every line be down?! 
Bloody trains!
Iām not even planning on travelling by train today, but this has still annoyed me!
I know there was a hack on some airports over the weekend, wonder if its related 