You know what really grinds my gears? The Gears Strike Back

A few years ago work had the audacity to put me up in a sub-par hotel.

There was a crumbling gap where the plumbing from the toilet met the rest of the hotels infrastructure.

It was appalling.

I woke up on the first day of the trip to the site of the biggest, and I mean the biggest cockroach I have ever seen.

Now in my youth I’ve had holidays away in some cheap and not so cheerful places on lads weeks away. So I’m familiar with a cockroach, but this guy was huge.

I called him Charlie.

Nothing I could do would kill Charlie.

So after day 3 I made peace with him. He diligently stayed in the bathroom. I would shower and keep an eye on him. I thought it best to leave no clothes on the floor - I’m not a slob, but I also didn’t want to take him home should he venture into my dirty pants pile.

At the end of my stay it felt like quite an emotional fairwell, and to this day I think of him.

If he were a spider I would have burnt the hotel down. Spiders are horrible.

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Bought a new laptop for the wife.

Currys phoning me up each day the last week…
Do you want to buy product cover, blah blah.

Apparently ‘No’ is insufficient.

Anyways, just off phone with some form of middle management.

Switches to not GMG.
Result… voucher code for £250 off next order.
Used.
x2 free chrome books for the kids.

Apparently harrasement is a good word to use to currys.

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Can you give Curry’s my number, please? They can call me multiple times a day if I’ll get a £250 voucher!

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Cadet forces medal Wikipedia page…

Had a look on the medal earlier as my “doing a social media” paid off and I have some trade for the medal mounting.

The Wikipedia picture of the CFM is wrong. The reverse of the medal is shown with the ribbon back to front.

It shouldn’t irk me. But it does…

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For years the Scouts’ online store had a picture of a young person with the beret on the wrong way round. Unsure if it was genuinely photographed that way or an error on the production side, but irked I was.

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It’s still there, on Amazon

Air Scout Beret - Official Air Scout Uniform https://amzn.eu/8vvc2iO

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Ultilearn has triggered me this morning.

Its what it dose

Have you tried turning on and off again?

Standard fairy fix. Always works.

If not, have you consider yeeting your PC into the sun?

What’s the issue today?

In this order

Log on to ultilearn

Takes forever to load

Do fire training

Exit fire training properly

Marks as incomple and failed on sms

Locks me out of trying to re do it.

I gave up.

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New release by the Kings of Leon, My WO is on fire

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Your mistake there was actually trying to do fire training properly :wink:

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Sounds NFU to me…
Normal For Ultilearn

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The curse of having notifications on for annanoncements. Why can’t we manage to upload an annanoncement once and get it right first time?!

I appreciate you can make it only notify you for when something is created, rather than updated also. But then you miss when they agree genuinely updated and changed.

(And I’ve had two three more since taking the screenshot…)

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Same here

Gmg…pre installed the new Call Of Duty…switch on…42gb update

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First world problems, fttp internet is the way forward. the latest batman had a 60gb update and was done in less than an hour, would have been an overnight job on my old fttc :joy:

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God I wish I could get this. Gigabit FTTP would be a game changer! I remember going from 4 to 70mb. Going from 70 to 1000 would be something else :rofl:

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I had to google this to see what the fttc you were talking about.

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