Well we do get these sort of Walts trying to join, but most don’t stick around.
Some don’t even get all the way in the door.
As anyone who’s spent any time in the organisation as an Adult would know (you haven’t so you wouldn’t), the Safeguarding Team don’t get involved in people joining unless something flags on the DBS process or a person is referred to them for giving off Noncey vibes.
But then anyone who had really tried to join the organisation would know that we don’t have PI’s or A/PI’s for that matter, so you can’t have tried to join as one.
Why don’t you do us all a favour and head back under your bridge with the rest of the trolls.