Beautiful!! Merry Christmas!
Ok, an actual fact, that I learnt, that people cannot handle.
Cucumbers contain a chemical which you can only taste if you have a certain genetic make up.
If you CAN taste it, you think cucumber tastes like death, it contaminates everything it touches and ruins meals. The same chemical is also found in water melon.
If you canāt taste it, you think those fruit taste of nothing.
But cucumber tastes nice!
But I can taste it and I like itā¦
Ummmmmmm death.
Or as I call it cucumber.
Ooh, youāre supposed to swallow them?
*Fills with conflicting emotionsā¦
People who donāt read for pleasure should be shot and their worthless lives finally given meaning by using their corpses as flood defences.
Thought Iād post something nice and uncontentious - Merry Christmas to you all.