Wear Sunscreen parody - anyone seen it?

A few years ago I found a parody someone had written on Baz Luhrmans ‘Everybody Wear Sunscreen’ song, but it had been re-written from a cadet point of view. I think it was called Everybody Use Polish.

Does anyone have a copy of it, I can’t find mine?

It was written down in a document, no one had recorded it as far as I am aware.