i have a rather tasteful inherited sash i wear in tribute to some dead bloke who sold it to an antiques shop…
The High and Mighty Grand Order (2nd Class) of His Imperial and Celestial Majesty, Our Soveriegn Lord His Grace Emperor Tsatsiki Engisted III, of Ruritania, Timbuktu, Birkina Fasu and all His Territories and Dependencies across the Seas.
remarkably, i have never kissed a woman.
