RAFAC Briefing ahead of Festive events

What about travel to the Muster Point? Are WHQ laying on coaches?

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Only if you’re on the WexOs nice list. Naughty list squadrons have to sort them selves out!

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Better contact the Parents then…

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Latest update.Now need to call Santa sir, been appointed a Honourary Gp Cpt

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Let’s hope he keeps to SM guidelines with all his impending appearances…

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Though now that he’s in the RAFAC the safeguarding requirements kick in. He’s no longer allowed in kids bedrooms whilst they sleep.

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Can we please confirm that all of Santa’s clothing is in line with current Uniform Regulations, or we will need to take administrative action in accordance with ACP20.

His beard will need a trim for one

so are we expecting fur on the peak instead of scambled egg…and where would the bells go???

Wheres that red flag safeguarding template when you need it…

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After all the paperwork involved in getting this activity authorised I’ll be too tired to attend…

That beard has been added to the Wing beard register and approved by the WWO, hasn’t it?

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Definitely can’t happen, as scheduled to take place during the Christmas Grant, and I am told due to emergency engineering works that the gravy train has been rerouted, possibly cancelled, and the wheels of the tea trolley are in for repair, so no admin cover anywhere!

Just been suspended for lack of BPSS and not compliant with ACTO 99 because he couldn’t get suitable references and Ultilearn isn’t correctly displaying course results.

Apparently the Coca-Cola ad isn’t sufficient as ID either.

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Do the Reindeer Emissions comply with the latest assurances from COP26.

Nah their emissions levels are sh…

Can somebody check Santa’s route plan - make sure that he’s not using the Tyne Tunnel in a service vehicle - or if he does, he’s liable.

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Gen lol.

Bump for the lolz

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Does the sleigh and Santa come under the CAA or MAA regulations?