Mind you, with Charles, William and George it is safe to say that we will only have to make the change once, should they decide.
By the time George pegs it I’ll be long gone!
If I see you with your (wrongly badged) beets & I have some lighter fluid & a match handy…
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Wrongly badged!?
You’ll need a flamethrower to put me down matey anyway! Not just some lighter fluid!
I’ll mince about in my “wrongly badged” beret to my hearts content!
A precision strike is always much better than the “death to millions” approach - I will be “locked & loaded” ready for targeting. 
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Reminded me I need to prepare boss lady for the arrival of stick no2 #WishMeLuck #ShesGonnaKillMe
And what are your favourite flowers… 
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Please just try and stay on the subject? For me?
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I still fail to see the issue with GoodEdd’s cloth beret badge? You don’t really have a choice once you go private purchase, as the beret lacks lug holes, and you can’t stitch on the issue metal one, not to mention that the issue beret badge for officers is awful. especially because it comes with a dodgy hessian backing.
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Why a 2nd stick? Are they different.
Genuine Q. I know little about the protractors…
Or are they crutches if you have 2?
Mike I think you’re going to have it spell it out. Mine the same as goodeggs!
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Naaa ones started to fall apart a bit…
I genuinely thought that was a euphemism to begin with
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Looks fine to me, through my Specsavers provided +8 glasses.
Please don’t make fun of my disability again.
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Probably like the majority of people here.
Most officers I know have the one on right 
So what is wrong ???
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Jesus, get it right, they’re not ‘protractors’.
It’s a pair of compasses.
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*Dividers.
I think compasses must have some sort of draughting point, like a pencil lead.
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Cue innuendo re DIs, Pencils, Lead etc
Fnar fnar, Ding Dong Matron!
And an obsession with measuring things