ACC Court Service

Cadets The Crew Room
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As ACC has moved headquarters, I’ve managed to find an e-Basement in which to set up a courtroom. I’ve got the important bits sorted out - there’s a fully stocked bar with some comfy chairs for the court members, I’ve hung a stout rope from a beam and and I’ve found a dungeon for the [strike]guilty[/strike] accused… now we just need to staff it!

I shall of course be taking on my previous role as DCI, rounding up the miscreants (and I assume that Daws will be re-claiming his previous role as chief superintendent, playing golf and taking long lunch breaks)… so, volunteers for judge, jury and executioner?

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Defence Counsel? Or is that a little too fair for this court?

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The ECHR have been on the phone. Did you not get the memo? You were shut down for breaches of dignity, respect and general in keeping with the law.

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Why do you think we’re in the basement?

Anyway, first case: Operation Nimrod, for contempt of court.

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As Defence Counsel, I would submit in mitigation. (As there is no defence.) That he tried his best.

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As soon as we find a judge, he can enter a plea!

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My plea? Hahahahah.

Bring it on.

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you want a judge?

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Welcome aboard!

Is the penalty for contempt of the ACC Court still death?

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I thought the Terms of Reference were for Judge/Jury/Executioner - not just plain on Judge! Silly!

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[quote=“MattB” post=1164]Welcome aboard!

Is the penalty for contempt of the ACC Court still death?[/quote]

Or cake?

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Cake please.

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I propose he receives a sentence of death by cake, now if you’ll excuse me I have a lodge meeting to attend.

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I’ll have the chicken.

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DCI I would like TimmyRah investigated and prosecuted for something, I don’t mind what, do a good job on him and their may be a space open at the Country Club.

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Cattle rustling?

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Daws will have to offer a better bribe than that… who on earth wants membership of a country club where the old bill go.

I mean really, talk about slumming it.

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Sounds good.

Judge Blonde, could I have an arrest warrant for a Mr Rah on suspicion of cattle rustling please?

I love the fact that this has been suggested by the defence counsel!

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I’ve seen the evidence… :wink:

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I didn’t do nuffin guv!!