You know what really makes me laugh?

Ah, I see what you mean! Yeh, it was in Scotland. Jury selection was done in advance too, rather than the normal process

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So @Baldrick et al, do you have a snare drummer that announces your entrance to court now?

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My friend got referenced in his client’s drill video.

Drill’s not so big in the South West.

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We Covid fined a whole video a couple of weeks back, they soon started dispersing after that. :joy:

Be prepared for a sudden influx of new staff willing to go through a DBS check

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I trust my gut.
Had plenty of weirdos turn up over the years.
One guy turned up and after the first 30 seconds was asking me if he could see where the cadets change.
He evidently thought they got into their uniforms on Sqn…

His next question was could he help issue uniforms. But only to the “younguns”…

I politely declined their assistance.

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To be fair I would hope that in those circumstances even the dimmest member of staff would smell something fishy!

Less gut more illuminated billboard.

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Unless he was clearly taking the I think I would have been less polite and more boot up the backside out the door!

I’ve not had a huge amount of worry with any potential or current staff.

I’ve only had concerns once, and it was so marginal that I almost didn’t say and didn’t know if I was being paranoid… but fortunately when I did other staff chimed in with the “Well, now you say that…”

And we all dodged a bullet there.

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I think I’d have taken his address and called the police. There’s bound to be something on his computer…

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Funnily enough details were forwarded.
But then that’s easy for me as I have coppers on the unit.

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He wasnt… it was very surreal.

Politely dealt with, as I didnt want any situation escalating at the time. Not with cadets around in any case.

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Well, you learn something new everyday! I hadn’t considered lobsters or cuttlefish have them.

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In continuation of the Presidential Inauguration today - WMML is the very clear divide of acquaintances and their comments on social media after working in the US for 5 years.


Also this meme

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Loved this. I saw it earlier as “The Man. The Mittens. The Legend.”

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Brexit lol

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Bernie rides side saddle. That is all.

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I bet he does

He also loves a choke hold

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Apparently he was doing a tour of the US Navy too!

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On teams with the cadets and the boss. The boss comments that one day, one of the cadets will probably make Sergeant.

One of the corporals: “Can make a wish do that?”

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