It seems odd that anyone wouldn’t be…
‘what did you do in the Tory years daddy, when the most incompetent, dishonest, corrupt, venal government of the post-Victorian age destroyed our economy, politics, civil society, water, health service, media, defence and overseas influence…?’
'oh nothing darling, you see I did some dressing up for a few hours a year, which meant that all my responsibilities to my fellow citizens, to you, and to my parents were wiped out, because it was important that no one who did any dressing up was seen to to have any political opinions,.
‘Christ, I hope I’m adopted…’.